Yeah, I have something to write about! Connie Said she needs to be entertained. So I am going to write a blog for her... but that leaves me with no choice of a topic. Lets think for a moment *puts on his thinking cap and accidentally pokes himself in the eye* *ouch*. We could write about A.) Peanut Butter B.)Timeshares C.) Prison Cells vs. Dorm Rooms or D.) All of the above.

Connie has Chosen A.) Peanut Butter.

Where to begin, at the factory maybe... hold on I have to go look it up on the internet...............................................................Ok here we go. Georgia produces nearly half of the U.S. peanut crop each year, Peanut butter was even invented there by Jimmy Carter. These facts are compliments of http://www.ces.uga.edu/agpage/agfacts/agafct6.html .

The next part of the peanut butter blog has no actual fact and only things made up by Craig... keep reading at your own risk.
Peanut Butter Quotes by Craig:

Peanut Butter makes great shampoo, but not great mouth wash.
Peanut Butter can be used to remove stamps from envelopes, or to feed the mail man.
Peanut Butter is not really butter it is more fattening.
Peanut Butter doesn't really mix well with Jelly they don't get along.
Peanut Butter is the assassins best friend, and has been used to Kill many high ranking officials, by making it seem natural.


The history of Peanut Butter's eating uses:

Originally when Peanut Butter was first invented it was used as a substitute for shoe polish until an the inventer, Jimmy Carter, realized it attracted pesky rodents. So then he used it to attract unwanted kritters to a convinent killing location, after the bodies started piling up they realized that only attracted larger and more dangerous animals. So the drawing board was erased and he started over from square one. Having a list of what peanut butter was not good for but nothing it was good for he tried to use it as an eraser. Discovering it was not easy to get off the paper after having been put on he had to leave that Idea because they couldn't get it off the paper, and they had to throw away the paper too. After trying many many many more uses for Peanut Butter, including: gun powder, cake mix, a basketball, facial paint, fertilizer, a door jam (which worked ok but is not comonly used today), perfume, fugus remover, and quetips. He decided to take a break and went to make himself a sandwhich. He usually made Jelly Sandwichs for lunch ,and while they were alright, he alwasy longed for more. On this day, he forgot to wash his hands after his latest peanut butter experiment and so accidentally got peanut butter on his jelly sandwich. After he took a bite he shouted "Bon Jovi" and made the first discovery of the Peanut butter and Jelly sandwich. However he never managed to market it and so it became a thing he just shared with his friends until everyone new the secret.


Alright there you go Connie, Enjoy the Peanut Butter Blogging Experiance? call me :) 979-739-5128