Recently I was asked to discover the history of pokedots by Kat, and share my findings... I made a brief attempt to find the real history of pokadots and came up short with only the information that Napolean had a Pokadot Necktie <--- true fact. After the brief trama that followed the realization that the internet had let me down, I decided I already new the real history of pokadots and that anything I would find on the internet would be untrue and dull. So Now I will reaccount the true and lost tale of the pokadot.


It all began with the pokadot dinosaur, they were the first to become extinct due to natures cruel way of singling them out with the multicolored neon dots that cover thier bodies. Unable to hide, to fat to flee, to stupid to swim, and unable to fly (cause they didn't have wings), they quickly became the primary morning midday and late night snack for all the carnivorous dinosaurs, and therefor also quickly became extinct. It seemed to be natures practice session with pokadots, and many million years later a new breed of pokadot creature emerged... it was called Pokadot, and hence the reason they are called pokadots. Pokadot was natures ulitmate creature, it was quick, smart, strong, and well pokadoted. Pokadot quickly rose to power and his regime threatened to engulf the world... During the years of the reign of the pokadot creature Pokadot encountered a new race on earth, which he called humans. Pokadot ignored them because of their natural stupidity and lack of pokadots. Soon to Pokadots regret, humans grew in power and one man emerged and over threw Pokadots reign. His name was Napolean, and after many long years and battles he ousted Pokadot from his place of power he made a necktie out of his hide to show his strength to the world if not his height. Many of his subjects took to mimicing his taste in fashion and making their own pokadot clothing. Worn as a status symbol during the time, the number of pokadots one wore showed other their rank, the color of the dots and their varying sizes all meant different things and could almost be read as a language is read. People became pokadot crazy and the war of the pokadots began... it lasted hundreds of years until they forgot what they had been fighting for and Napolean's reign was forgoten by all but a few. As the time period was forgoten, pokadots did not past from fashion for a very long time, and are still worn today with out knowledge of their history. Now I am the only one who knows the true history of the pokadot, and now you do too......


Heh, I crack myself up. I hope that entertains you Kat. Now entertain me and right flattering things about me in your blog :-P


Peace,
Craig